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PROPER
BANGING
WEB
DESIGN_

NO WORDPRESS. NO PLUGINS. NO FAFF.
CUSTOM CODE. FIREBASE. NEWPORT.
FROM £899. ALRIGHT?

FIREBASE
HOSTED
STRIPE
NATIVE
AI CHATBOT
INCLUDED
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<1S
LOAD TIME
EVERY TIME
000
WORDPRESS SITES
BUILT. EVER.
£899
STARTING
PRICE
24/7
AI CHATBOT
INCLUDED

— SELECT YOUR POWER-UP —

CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. ALL CODED BY HAND. NONE OF THEM WORDPRESS.

LEVEL 01
FIREBASE SITE
Custom coded. Sub-second loads. No page builders. No themes. Looks like nothing else in your industry.
PWR: SPEED + SECURITY + SEO
LEVEL 02
STRIPE PAYMENTS
Cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay. Deposits, bookings, subscriptions. Take money while you sleep. No WooCommerce involved.
PWR: CASHFLOW + AUTOMATION
LEVEL 03
AI CHATBOT
Answers your customers at 3am. Trained on your business. Handles enquiries and quotes. Included in every package.
PWR: 24/7 + CONVERSION
LEVEL 04
AI BLOG SYSTEM
Two keyword-targeted posts a week, written and published automatically. Your site keeps talking to Google while you're working.
PWR: SEO + PASSIVE TRAFFIC
LEVEL 05
XERO INVOICING
Invoices write themselves and land in Xero. Payment syncs automatically. Your accountant will be well chuffed.
PWR: AUTOMATION + ACCOUNTING
LEVEL 06
E-COMMERCE
Full online shop. Products, cart, orders, shipping, vouchers, accounts. No WooCommerce. Just clean code that works.
PWR: SALES + SCALE

— HIGH SCORE TABLE —
THEM VS US

FEATURE EVERY OTHER AGENCY PBWD
PlatformWordPressFirebase ✓
Load time3–5 seconds<1 second ✓
PaymentsWooCommerce pluginStripe native ✓
InvoicingNot offeredXero native ✓
AI ChatbotNot offeredIncluded ✓
Auto BlogNot offered2x weekly ✓
SecurityPlugin vulnsZero surface ✓
Hosting£20–50/moFree ✓

— SELECT YOUR CHARACTER —

PICK YOUR PACKAGE. NO MESSING.
STARTER
£899
THEN £29/MO AFTER YR 1 FREE
  • Firebase hosting
  • 5 responsive pages
  • Quote form + email
  • AI chatbot
  • Full SEO setup
MOST CHOSEN
GROWTH
£1,899
THEN £49/MO AFTER YR 1 FREE
  • Everything in Starter
  • Stripe payments native
  • Xero auto invoicing
  • Admin dashboard
  • 10 pages + city SEO
PREMIUM
£3,500+
THEN £79/MO AFTER YR 1 FREE
  • Everything in Growth
  • Full e-commerce
  • AI blog automated
  • Twilio SMS
  • Voucher system

— HOW TO PLAY —

01
SEND US STUFF
Your logo, your text, your ideas, your napkin sketch. Email or WhatsApp. No discovery calls. No Teams meetings. No Gantt charts.
02
WE BUILD IT
Real working code. Not a Figma mockup. You get a staging link to an actual site within days. Not months. Not ever months.
03
YOU LIKE IT
Tweaks? Fine. Changes? No problem. Then we go live and your business gets on with doing business things. Simple as that.
CONTINUE?
FANCY A CHAT?_
NOT A VIDEO CALL. NOT A TEAMS MEETING.
JUST DROP US A MESSAGE. STRAIGHTFORWARD, LIKE.
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