PROPERBANGINGWEBDESIGN.CO.UK
NEWPORT // SOUTH WALES // GB
NO WORDPRESS // NO PLUGINS // NO FAFF
FIREBASE // STRIPE // XERO // AI
Web Design // Newport, South Wales // Since Forever

PROPER
BANGING
WEB_

<1s
Load time
0
WordPress sites built. Ever.
£899
Starting price
24/7
AI chatbot, included
PlatformGoogle Firebase
LocationNewport, South Wales
PaymentsStripe Native
InvoicingXero Integrated
StatusTaking on work. Alright.
No WordPress // No Plugins // No Faffing // No Video Calls // No Templates // Just Proper Websites That Work // No WordPress // No Plugins // No Faffing // No Video Calls // No Templates // Just Proper Websites That Work //
000 — What We Actually Do

Custom code.
Not a theme.
Never a theme.

Every other web agency in South Wales uses WordPress. They'll dress it up in different language — "bespoke solutions", "tailored design" — but pop the bonnet and it's the same five plugins held together with hope.

"Just a bloke in Newport who builds websites that work."

We build on Google Firebase. That means your site loads in under a second, has zero plugin vulnerabilities, and doesn't need patching every time WordPress decides to break something. Send us your logo, your text, your napkin sketch. We'll have a staging site to you within days. No discovery call. No faff.

10/10
Competitors on WordPress
Every other agency in the area. Same platform. Same plugins. Same security holes.
3–5s
Their load time
WordPress with a page builder and twelve plugins. Google hates it. Your customers leave.
<1s
Our load time
Firebase CDN. No database queries. No render-blocking plugins. Just instant.
£0
Monthly hosting cost
Firebase Spark plan. Free. SSL included. Global CDN included. Alright.
001 — Why Not WordPress
EVERY
OTHER
AGENCY

They all use it. They all charge you maintenance to update it. They all blame the plugin when it breaks. We just don't. Not once. Not ever. It's not a selling point for us — it's just how we work.

01
Stripe Native
Cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay. Deposits, subscriptions, invoices. No WooCommerce. Wired directly in.
02
Xero Invoicing
Invoices write themselves and land in Xero. Payment syncs automatically. Your accountant will be chuffed.
03
AI Chatbot
Answers your customers at 3am. Trained on your business. Handles enquiries, quotes, direction. Included.
04
AI Blog System
Two keyword-targeted posts a week, written and published automatically. Your site keeps working when you're not.
05
Twilio SMS
Booking confirmations, reminders, alerts. Customers get a text. They love it. Simple.
NO WORDPRESS NO FAFF NO PLUGINS NO MESSING NO WORDPRESS NO FAFF NO PLUGINS NO MESSING
Tier 01 / Starter
Starter
£899
then £29/mo after yr 1 free
  • Firebase hosting, sub-second loads
  • Up to 5 responsive pages
  • Quote form + email automation
  • Fastbots AI chatbot
  • Full SEO: schema, meta, sitemap
  • SSL + custom domain
Most Chosen
Tier 02 / Growth
Growth
£1,899
then £49/mo after yr 1 free
  • Everything in Starter
  • Stripe: deposits, bookings, invoices
  • Xero: auto invoicing + payment sync
  • Admin dashboard + enquiry management
  • 10 pages + 5 city landing pages
  • Analytics + conversion tracking
Tier 03 / Premium
Premium
£3,500+
then £79/mo after yr 1 free
  • Everything in Growth
  • Full e-commerce + shipping
  • AI blog: 2 posts/week automated
  • Twilio SMS notifications
  • Voucher + promo code system
  • Advanced admin + sales analytics
01
Send Us Stuff
Your logo, your text, your ideas, your napkin sketch. Email, WhatsApp, whatever works. No discovery workshops. No 45-minute Teams calls. Just send the stuff.
02
We Build It
Actual working code. Not a Figma mockup. Not a wireframe deck. A real staging site you can click around on. Usually within days. Not months.
03
You Like It
Tweaks? Fine. Changes? No problem. Full rewrite because you changed your mind? We'll grumble a bit but we'll do it. Then we go live and your business cracks on.

Fancy
a chat?_

Not a video call. Not a Teams meeting. Just drop us a message, tell us what you need, and we'll tell you what it costs. Straightforward, like. No faff.

Get in touch
chris@properbangingwebdesign.co.uk
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